Posters

We are sorry for the climate changes.

I would buy useless, meaningless things

FOR FREE .

I'll call you in a half an hour and we'll talk it over.

Smaller Hungary!

Are you confused by those stupid dialects?

Are you tired of travelling hours from one point to another within your own country?

You don't want to memorise so many region center?

You don't give a fuck about County Baranya?

Let's disconnect the unneccessary borderline territories!

European Union Nation Shrinker Fund

Szilveszter Matuska Nationbuilder Association

Orseolo Saint Peter Table

Revolutioanry Proclamation

I, Péter Tóth semi-skilled worker don't go to work today and found the

constitutional assembly.

My demands:

-Resign the government of Ivory Coast!

-More money for football!

-Transmit that series on TV what was on air not so long time ago, and

there was a big-breated woman it that!

-Give me a main squeeze!

-I want to live for 120 years!

-I want to use the gown after the expiration of the loaning deadline!

-Any more money for football!

-Unite with a richer country!

If you don't fulfil my demands I can go back to work, so hurry up or

there will be a big row!

 

Attention! Sorry, we made a mistake. This poster should have been posted to Syrius.

For the sake of all of us, please do not read it!

(Interplanetary Postering Committee)

 

Graffiti course for policemen:
Course for high quality police graffities. Fight aginst the street with the
tools of street!
By the end of the course you will learn:
-how to use a stencil
-blow to man
-paint a "F*ck cops" text anywhere any time
You will have an own tag!
Please everybody bring police certificate and paint. It's not a matter if
the police certificate is forged.

 

We seeek graffitists!
-Plesant street atmosphere;
-You can be a member of a young, dynamic team;
-In case of effective and succesful working appropriate pay (basic pay +
accomplishment oriented pay);
Not salesman job!
Kovács and Co. Vandal Ltd.

 

Gas boiler demolishing:
Get bored of your damned gas boiler still working years after the
expiration of the guarantee? There's no single matter with it? Several
so-called technician tried to demolish it, but it's still working due to a
wonder? Getting hysteria of no gas smell, and the water is still warm?
Do you feel too that your boiler is listening to you secretly?
Call! We come. We demolish. We have time for that.
Our company shoulders demolishing any gas boiler independently from
its type and its age. We take it apart to small pieces, link in pipes
incorrectly, or blow up the whole gear for request. What we put out of
order, it won't work definitely. 2 years guarantee! If somebody can fix
the gas gear after 2 years of its demolishing, in these case we
shoulder to ruin 5 optional household appliances.
This is our work. We do it for you. It's good for you.
Gas gear demolishing.
There's something wrong in every good.
We wait you in our office fondly.
KillGas2006 Ltd.
Szeged, despair str. 3.14, two floors under the ground floor.

 

Soon I will go and ask a cig from you.

Keep this coupon with you and you won't have to give.

 

Three, slightly withered geraniums are for sale, 30 forints per each. No. I'd rather keep it for myself. Get off of my geraniums. I'll water them when I want to. Okay, it's enough. I can't write here all day, while others are working, I haven't eaten anything yet, bye, I'll find out what to do with those geraniums, it's not that important indeed, I felt lonely anyway.

 

We intentionally do not clean the trains.

I travel by train. Hungarian State Railways.

 

The trains are late on intention.

I travel by train. Hungarian State Railways.

A critical error has occured during the processing of the planet.

The human.exe file has been seriously damaged.

The system will shut down.

Try another evolution!

OK, cancel

Reality cannot be displayed.

We are unable to display the real world because there are too few people to believe in it.

Try the following!

1. Understand everything as its opposite.

2. Convince your acquaintances that what they see is not true reality.

3. Search for a dimension gate.

4. Choose another reality for yourself.

Thanks for helping to destroy nature with your car.

Cars Against Humans Association

My fellows, venerated psssssssnts!

 

We have always been engaged to well considered rwwrwrwrrrws. With multiplied fzugdszfgkduzs and jshliudguighdvs we managed to develop our cjivblccv and cliugcfiudgxi to the current degree. Though there were undoubtably some fjgkdjxchxcvms, I think all of us can be jcfbljxdvljkvj of what we have achieved.

 

BUT NOW!!!!!

 

We must stop gdfkjgkdgdljk once and for all!!!

Let's pronounce together, we jdkbvjhdvsjds, that we say NO to mshdsfshdfvsdh!!!!

The shgncshgcsdhg is in danger, now it's high time for nsmvhjsdvhjsdh!!!

Do not allow the dbdhkgdsjhgds to destroy the xdjkhljkxjkjk!!!!

It is not true that jkdshgslkdjgds!!!!

Not true that gdfjdsztdftzzt!!!

We urgently warn them to stop the jkbslkjbjh of liu4egudg immediately!!!!

Distance themselves from smvsghvshfvs!!!!

Stay out of hjdbsjdsk!!!!

Dsahsajhsjjsa back the bahvsksdssaowa to us!!!!

 

wtszfdaktzdstz!!!!

uuaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!

hurrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me undertaking uranium enrichment!

 

Have you uranium tired, sparse?

Causing you many sadness, problem?

Neighbours laugh at you, pedestrians poke at you?

We enrich you fine uranium little money.

We be no terrorist, we be investor.

Need rich uranium, wake up happy in the morning, be fine and well, change life positive.

Telephone mine you call:

00-98-631-578-652